Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Meaninglessness In The Business World

So have you seen this yet?

The Web Economy Bullshit Generator is one fantastically funny piece for those of us (you) who may be in a line of work at a corporation which deals with technology somehow on the internet.

So, here it is… I challenge you to generate some Bullshit and insert it into your official company documents in a way that not only doesn’t get called as “Bullshit”, but actually impresses the higher-ups so much that it helps you get a leg up in your career.

Of course, if you do this successfully, you have to come back here and tell us about it.

Oh, and if you only get one Bullshit phrase in, that’s not actually impressive.  But if you can get several into a paragraph and pull it off, now we’re getting somewhere.  And if you’re REALLY good, you can get a whole series of these to form one single sentence and still pass it off.

That, I would love to see.